I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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