we're blogging at a bar
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
