question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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