So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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