Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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