we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Randomize
