you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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