so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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