David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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