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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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