Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
just found out that she named her cat after me.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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