Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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