Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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