when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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