in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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