We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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