i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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