i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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