none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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