I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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