just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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