So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
they need to just BURY HIM!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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