If i come over, it means nothing
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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