I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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