super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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