I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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