dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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