My friends, they love my intelligence
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Someone came in the potted fern
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
