So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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