So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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