Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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