Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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