I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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