Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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