I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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