And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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