Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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