i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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