i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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