We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
No I am not eating basil off your cock
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
