I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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