Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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