Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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