so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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