My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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its like you know when i get waxed
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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