We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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