): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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