It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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