Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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