that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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