I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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