did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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