Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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