whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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