I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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